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Quotes

• [Cassim has not showed up at the wedding]

  Aladdin : Where is he?

  [Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion Rex]

  Genie : Hakuna Matata!

  [Changes back]

  Genie : Whoa. I was having an out of movie feel.

• Genie : Again, this whole circulate has been brought to you by Sand. Information technology'due south everywhere, get used to information technology.

• Genie : [skydiving from the back of a plane as unlike characters] Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas.

• Genie : [approaching Cassim with attitude] If you're Al'south dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one matter.

  Cassim : [not standing downwardly] Yeah?

  Genie : [cheerfully] Will you lot be having the chicken or the sea bass?

• Genie : [the wedding pavilion starts shaking] I thought the earth wasn't supposed to motion until the honeymoon.

• Genie : [as Forrest Gump] Mama always said, "Magic is equally magic does".

• Genie : [multiple Genies are pointing their guns at Cassim] Do not attempt to move or nosotros'll be shooting ourselves.

• Genie : Oh, no. The crowd is parting. Who's coming? Information technology'southward Moses!

• Aladdin : I was and then stupid to think I could change him.

  Genie : Trying to evidence him a better life wasn't stupid, Al.

  Genie : [speaking with his hand, high vox] Leaving him lonely with the parrot, that was stupid.

• Genie : Al, y'all're dorsum! And your front! You're both here!

• Iago : Permit me to introduce.

  Cassim : [laughs]

  Cassim : The Male monarch of Thieves.

  [Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie]

  Genie : All units, nosotros have a Lawmaking Red.

• Genie : [every bit Raymond Babbitt - Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man"] Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Definitely an oracle. Tells the time to come. Uh-oh.

• Genie : And your name is?

  Thor : I'm Thor.

  Genie : You're Thor?

  Thor : Well it hurts.

• [the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his manner through them]

  Aladdin : Genie.

  Genie : Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet every bit long equally my arm.

  Aladdin : Genie meet my dad.

  Genie : [dislocated and defeated] Stand down men. Fume 'em if you got 'em.

  [all other genies disappear leaving him alone]

• Genie : Oh, expect, it'southward a Kodiak moment!

  [a Kodiak conduct appears and roars ominously]

  Genie : Put that bear out of here.

• RoboGenie : You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding.

  [activates lasers]

  RoboGenie : Ready to be vaporized. Thank Yous!

  [he fires his light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation beams at Aladdin and the others, but they avoid them]

  Genie : Armed and dangerous!

  [to Aladdin]

  Genie : I'd like to come across one of those Forty Thieves become within an inch of your wedding ceremony.

• Genie : Your honor, if I may enter a plea of insanity? Because I am crazy about this kid!

  [laughs and noogies Aladdin]

• Genie : [equally Bing Crosby] I'thousand certain Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?

  Genie : [every bit Bob Hope] That'south right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let'south give a big hand for Brooke Shields.

• Genie : [after elephants run over the Magic Carpeting] Oh, they trampled the rug! That'due south a picayune redundant. Then this isn't a bad day for you actually, is it?

• Genie : [crying at the wedding] Information technology's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.

  Genie : [sobs loudly for several seconds, and so loudly blows his nose into Carpet] Sorry.

• Genie : [equally Chico Marx] Hey, that'south-a no good. What a wedding needs is a theme!

  Genie : [as Groucho] Needs a groom as well, but allow's work with what we have!

  [waggles eyebrows]

  Princess Jasmine : [offended] Genie!

  Genie : Information technology's a joke! I practice that.

• [afterward Iago comes back]

  Iago : [breathlessly] Al'due south... Dad... Sa'luk...

  Princess Jasmine : [picks him up] Simply accept a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's male parent?

  Iago : Information technology'southward Sa'luk! The guy Al beat! He's not beat out; he'southward back! And he's got Cassim!

  Aladdin : [knowingly] That's his problem! He chose to go back to that life.

  Genie : Al, I know your dad fabricated a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you accept to.

  Princess Jasmine : He is your father. How can y'all do anything else?

  [Aladdin turns away and thinks about it]

  Aladdin : I'm being as stubborn as he was.

  [after a pause]

  Aladdin : [smiles] Show me the way!

• Genie : Mayhap you could elope. No, you can't elope. Simply, oh, dear dew!

• Genie : [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves] Don't make me use the other cease!

• Genie : Oh look! At that place's Osiris. Oh, Osiris! Osiris, could nosotros have a word with you?

  Osiris : Squawks.

• [after the 'Party in Agrabah' number ends]

  Genie : [dancing] 'Sa goin' on now! gotta partay! Gotta partay! Assistance me! I Tin't stop myself! Somebody rub the lamp! Somebody rub the lamp! Oh, you know I feel it!

  [sees everyone staring at him]

  Genie : That's enough.

• Genie : [dressing Jasmine up as Snow White] And how 'bout that gown? Whether you're dancing with dwarves or only biting the apple, information technology says 'I'm a princess for now!'

  Princess Jasmine : Uh, Genie.

  Genie : Hey, it'due south synergy! The marketing guys are very excited, tests actually well.

  [grafts Jasmine's head onto Ariel, Minnie Mouse and Jessica Rabbit]

• Genie : [as Mrs. Doubtfire] Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. Yous've got to get your mind off this ceaseless waiting.

• Genie : Bad new, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds!

  Aladdin : [Referencing to the oversupply of guest] Genie, isn't it a picayune late for that?

  Genie : What? What are yous trying to say? Out with it! What-wha...

  Genie : [Finally notices crowd] ... hehe. They're he-due east-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO!

  Genie : [Transforms into The White Rabbit from "Alice In Wonderland"] I'm late, I'thou tardily, for a very important date!

  [Runs out of room]

• Genie : [turning a honeydew into a coach] I don't know whether to put information technology under props or produce!

  [to Jasmine]

  Genie : Delight don't squeeze the tires, they're not ripe.

• Genie : [every bit a wrestling commentator] He'due south got him in the half-nelson, now he'due south got him in the total-nelson! Oh no! The dreaded 'Ozzie Nelson!'

  Genie : [equally Ozzie Nelson] Rick, boys, perchance you wanna come over hither and encounter what's happening'?

• Genie : [singing] They're finally getting married!

  Sultan of Agrabah : [singing] They're finally getting married!

  Thieves : [singing] They're finally getting married!

  Iago : [singing] Look at all these presents!

  Princess Jasmine : [singing] We're finally getting married!

  Abu the Monkey : [squeaking] Y'all're finally getting married!

  Aladdin : [singing] I'm finally getting married!

• Genie : Hello? Somebody's gonna exist late for his own hymeneals!

  Aladdin : Hold on Genie, there'due south something I demand.

  Genie : [winks] I gotcha.

  [winks and turns into a woman popping out of a block]

  Genie : Information technology's a bachelor political party, big boy!

  Genie : [to Carpeting with a mug of beer] None for you lot! You're the designated flyer.

• Genie : [playing with wedding themes] Okay, Madonna - don't keep it, but put that in the mix. Wink.

  [fills the room with neon signs and flashing lights]

  Genie : Oh, I run across lasers! It's a miracle! He believes!

  [as Elvis]

  Genie : Thank ya very much.

  Princess Jasmine : I don't think so.

  Genie : [dorsum to normal] Très gauche, right?

• Genie : [singing] At that place's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / Only there's something missing. Yes, uh huh!

  Sultan of Agrabah : Where is the groom?

• Genie : [disguised as a peddler] Ooh, in all my years never have I seen the streets and so full of bustle and hustle, and assorted commotion!

  Razoul the Primary Guard : Our princess is to wed.

  Genie : Oh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?

  Razoul the Chief Guard : Not a prince at all! Just a no-account street rat!

  Genie : [turns back into Genie] NO WAY! Endeavor information technology phonetically - it's ALADDIN!

  [conjures up a nondescript neon sign saying 'Aladdin']

  Genie : Aw... some of you don't believe.

  [sign turns into the main title]

  Genie : [every bit Tinkerbell] In color! He-he!

• Genie : Okay, permit'southward see, this will exist the second wedding for both of you lot, I'm thinking we need something a trivial more uncomplicated, a little more than elegant... and less gray.

  [pulls an elephant out of sparse air]

  Genie : Did it, done information technology, own it.

• Aladdin : [arriving at the Vanishing Island] The Vanishing Island.

  Princess Jasmine : On the back of a giant turtle.

  Aladdin : And never in the same place twice. Let'southward get closer.

  [Genie drops in past parachute]

  Genie : [impersonating John Rambo] Fourth dimension to rock and scroll, dudes!

  [starts firing his gun wildly while the thieves duck. Sa'luk grabs Cassim and walks away. Jasmine, Abu, and Carpet face the thieves, who charge at them. Carpet rolls up and flies toward them, bowling them over. Jasmine runs forward. 1 of the thieves swings at her, only misses. She so punches some other 1 in the gut. Abu jumps on 3 of them, pulling their turbans downward over their eyes. Two more corner Carpet, but he flies upward causing them to smack into each other, then flies under them flipping them over]

• Razoul the Main Baby-sit : And the constabulary is crystal clear on what we must now do.

  Princess Jasmine : Father isn't there some other manner?

  Sultan of Agrabah : I'yard agape at that place is non. Take the prisoners to the dungeon

  Iago : Dungeon?

  Sultan of Agrabah : For life.

  Iago : Life?

  [whimpers as Razoul puts a lock around his bill]

  Genie : There are some wishes that even I can't make come true.

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Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115491/characters/nm0000245

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